Monthly Archives: March 2021

Immigrant Poem


(Things I’ve heard while waitressing & working in the corporate world)

Dagos have big noses

Irish girls are fat

Polacks you can’t say ’em

Germans like their Brat

Jews bring you theatre

Japs make great cars

If I could chose either,

I’d name them after stars

Blacks give the rhythm

and also The Blues

but we’re all stealing

the Indians shoes.

Chef’s Kiss


They say

let sleeping dogs lie.

So now it’s a song

that we’ll all sing

at the end of the day

they all kiss the ring

The thing about art

and beauty and truth

is that

if you’re not careful

they’ll hide yours

in the roof