(Things I’ve heard while waitressing & working in the corporate world)
Dagos have big noses
Irish girls are fat
Polacks you can’t say ’em
Germans like their Brat
Jews bring you theatre
Japs make great cars
If I could chose either,
I’d name them after stars
Blacks give the rhythm
and also The Blues
but we’re all stealing
the Indians shoes.
The Travelling Roadshow Of The Countess Maritsa 